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["Rebel Girl" by Bikini Kill playing]
♪ I'll pretend my ship's not sinking ♪
Well...
-Good excuse to break the ice. Go on. -[sighs]
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
But if I don't go down on him, he won't go down on me.
Otis, you scope out the sober virgins, and I'll take the hockey team.
When it comes to the end of the sesh
-There will be no dancing. -Oh! Oh!
-Look. Okay, come on, come on. -Wait!
Because I...
-What are you-- -Hello?
Granny!
I think, if she doesn’t want you at her party,
-Hello? -Help.
-Isn’t that Courgette Lady? -Oh, yeah.
[crashing]
Hey, wait!
-I haven’t had an attack in six years. -Well, what if you did?
-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-- -You always ruin everything.
[Eric] Like a dickhead.
Yes.
-[door slams] -[footsteps receding]
-Harry. -Harry. Sorry. I'm bad with names.
Jackson, we’re gonna go check out Aimee’s hot tub. Wanna join?
without inserting yourself into their reality.
and I'm thinking I shouldn't have, 'cause I'm all confused, and... and hot.
-I'll be in charge of bookings, schedules. -Yeah.
-Hey. -Hey.
You know, um, thrush? It's a vaginal discharge.
Aah... Oh!
So, I'm, uh... I'm giving out free sex advice tonight, if, uh...
without breaking my arm.
but no teeth, especially if you’re packin' metal, Natalie.
Stop speaking.
♪ And if you can't calm down You can listen to this ♪
♪ To be or not to be ♪
The Hat Man.
you need to establish a clear verbal intercourse.
I'm not a priest, so I need to see people face to face.
Idiot. Moron. Stupid!
I can't believe she wants to be with me.
What you doing tonight?
Thank goodness for insurance. Whew!
Asshole.
You dirty bastard.
♪ It was a restless year ♪
I think this is a bust.
is that we're different, but we're both the same.
Okay?
So it's not about you.
-[girl] Come on! -♪ So sweet... ♪
Okay. Um... Bye, then.
-[sighs] -[girl] I liked your hat.
No, I've got lots of things to be gettin' on with, anyway.
You encountered some problems during fellatio,
Okay.
♪ Give me a reason... ♪
[arguing]
Sam, you want to see Kate naked.
♪ I gotta wear shades ♪
with, like, a... a bumhole! [chuckles]