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-[dance music playing] -[laughter, chatter]
You're wearing aftershave, Otis.
-All right, go on then, Eric. -Okay.
'Cause I'm disgusting.
And they don’t want us because...
Dickhead.
♪ Restless year ♪
♪ I'll get over you ♪
You're so wise.
Remember, all of these chemicals are highly flammable, okay?
Listen, you're gonna have to fake it until you make it.
Mm.
-[chuckles] -You look like a Wotsit.
Ask me in an hour.
[Jackson] Maeve!
[deep voice] Hello?
My name is Milburn.
-[laughs] -♪ Another day to find you ♪
♪ Yeah, a bloody nose In the all-night diner ♪
Not exactly a sex-pretzel bonanza, is it?
-real progress. -♪ ...ever been lifted before ♪
And not with the cushions.
I'm sorry, Adam.
You can use a bit more pressure than you think, actually,
You know the pretzel place in Pineland Shopping Center?
-So what do I do? What do I do? -[muffled sigh]
[stammers] How can-- How can I help you?
Okay, well, all I want is to have sex in the dark.
♪ Is that you? ♪
Everything.
-Eric... [chuckling] -[yells]
You-- You look like you pooed yourself!
Yeah, go on then, Eric. Show her your skills.
Hey, Maeve! I wanna fuck a chinchilla. Can you help?
I've just been on the phone to Mountview Military.
-Oh! -[laughter]
[Adam] Yes!
Really? To who?
-Do I look all right? -You look like Otis.
Can you help?
[all gasp]
Okay.
-[Otis] Shut up. -[Eric] Like a fool.
♪ It was another restless year ♪
I can make dumplings from scratch, which is actually really hard.
Stop! Okay, okay, I'll go.
Could you give me a leg up?
Um... I might have lost it.
-[Otis] Guys! -♪ Is liftin' me higher... ♪
♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪
Oh, how did you get in here?
Just the tip, okay?
Oh, okay. This is good.
-[clears throat] -Is this the Maeve effect, perchance?
Plus, you're not the only person with a penis, you know?
for the kind of intimacy that you are clearly craving.
-This isn't working. -When we first started dating,
-[gags] -Oh, my God! She's choking!
to see you both.
Sorry again.
-I... think I have nice hair. -It's so shiny.
-[Eric gasps] -What the hell did you do?
Well, you deserve closure.