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Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick!
But this is so great for you guys! [laughs]
on what you're actually feeling.
Aimee’s house party.
-[laughter] -Mm!
It is a very impressive institution.
-Stop saying that! -Okay, let's just...
I see.
-Yeah, I think she may have told people. -Ow!
Sam, if you want to tackle Kate’s issues surrounding self-esteem,
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
I was just telling him what a dickhead you are.
♪ I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades ♪
♪ I can't stand it ♪
feel today?
♪ Talking away... ♪
♪ Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer ♪
-But you can't wank! -I know, and I'm 16 years old,
-Any preference? -Whatever's cheapest.
I thought my parents were controlling. [laughs]
-She wants you to be a sex therapist? -Yes.
I don't dance.
-Oh! My balls! You're on my balls! -Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
-Eric! -What?
I wish I was a charity, love.
-How about tonight then? Dinner? -I've got plans tonight.
-[Otis] All right. -Like a h'idiot.
[boy] Hey.
How do you...
♪ I never wanna die And I never grow older, yeah ♪
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Well, that's confidential.
So, it's rom-com night.
It's weird, but impressive.
-What? -Yeah.
♪ The future's so bright ♪
[glass shattering]
♪ 'Cause I'm the king of wi-- ♪
She-- She likes me, she doesn't like me.
Let’s talk about your problem.
♪ Ever since you've been gone ♪
♪ I can't stand it ♪
I like everything about her.
But it... it's just a job.
Don't misuse it.
No, I was thinking more like a boiled Ryan Gosling.
-It wasn't my fault. -No, no, no, no, it never is, is it?
-No. -Sorry! Sorry.
I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together.
-Let me get you some condoms. -No! Thanks, Mum. Bye.
-♪ I got a job waitin' for my graduation ♪ -[mouthing]
And she’s the best kind of cool,
Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick!
-I'm sorry! -My dress!
-Right, I'm gettin' the light. -No, don't!
[raucous laughter]
I was checking on Otis.
And they go, "He's just a guy in the corner."
-[boy] Where've you gone? -[girl laughs] I'm up here!
-Sorry. -No, you're-- No, you're not sorry.
♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away ♪