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They give you a free sample, what do you do?
[whispers] Right...
[girl] Sir, we did this experiment last year with Mr. Moorhouse.
Oh, shithouse!
I've just spoken to Aimee Gibbs' mother.
-What? I do. It's broken, right? -Mm-hm.
[Otis] See ya.
because no one in this place even knows it yet.
-What the hell is emesis? -You know, vomiting!
Cranberry juice is good for thrush.
Wait, you wanna be in a corner?
Diligent, reliable, resilient.
And also...
Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick!
Ah! Kelly Clarkson! Poet.
-[Maeve] No, Adam. -I deserve closure!
Not really. You?
-You can be popular. -I don't want to be popular.
human sexuality is far more varied than you might realize,
[whispers] Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic.
It's party time.
♪ Gonna fight for the right To get into your cold heart ♪
Speak for yourself. I don't care.
[retching]
[phone alerts]
Oh, my God!
-What-- -[all gasp]
[gurgling]
which resulted in you experiencing a bout of emesis, correct?
So, uh, Anwar, I had this really weird thing happen to me recently,
-Is is true your whole family's in prison? -[laughter and jeering]
A party! An actual party that we have actually been invited to.
♪ I've gotta wear shades ♪
-Why do you taste like the dentist? -Stop talking.
See you around, Otis.
-It's monochrome. -I'll take your word for it.
-[cheering] -Yay! Hey!
It’s a French horn!
♪ I think I wanna take you home ♪
You hooking up with anyone here?
-An invite! An invite! -I know!
Ginger beer is the S-H-I-T.
Enough. Enough! This is ineffective communication!
I thought you guys were really onto something.
That’s not true. I've seen you do it. You're like some sort of...
Yeah.
[murmur of voices]
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm thinking 1980s Julia Roberts or early noughties Kate Hudson.
I understand that you may feel that I crossed a boundary,
Comin'.
Wow.
♪ Dostoevsky, dime-store copy ♪
♪ Take on... ♪
[laughs] Oh, no--
Now, I know it's a sensitive issue, but I heard you can help me out.
[sighs]
[both moaning]
-You having a good night? -Uh...
♪ Is that you? ♪
[music continues, muted]
And you need to work on your delivery skills.
Yeah, actually, we're going out.
did a fart on Mr. Hendricks' head?
Your buttons are done up wrong.
Do you know why you're here?