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-You have the memory of a goldfish. -An eternally optimistic goldfish.
♪ Every day's the same ♪
-Good morning, ass bandit! -Sorry, Adam.
Yes! Yes, but, um, toilet cubicles aren't gonna work.
-Well, there's this girl-- -No, it's just a party.
I'm super busy. Super busy, Maeve.
Gah! Fuck!
I'm gonna get my shit, then I'm going.
No, thank you.
What makes you feel like you need to give your boyfriend blow jobs?
[sniffs]
-Wha-- What can I do for you, Harry? -Well, I was just passing through.
All right.
Oi, you forgot to pay.
-Tromboner! -Tromboner!
The reception. I need to get it fixed at the Carphone Warehouse.
I just want be a guy in the corner that no one knows, you know?
-I'm just trying to-- -Just trying to what?
-Oh! -What the fuck?
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool.
[Eric] You're wearing a tie.
[sighs]
♪ You can say all the right words To trick me ♪
-Air our dirty underpants, is that it? -No!
[sighs]
-Let's go. -♪ I got a crazy teacher ♪
-Stop! -♪ Ain't gonna work for you no more ♪
Yeah, I'll speak to Anwar. [chuckles]
to help students with their problems, for money, and I agreed,
-It's just so difficult to... -[loud cheering]
This is brilliant! I think I got most of it off.
Hey! Let me in.
I'm sorry, I got nervous.
♪ To sleep or not to sleep ♪
Oh, he's cute.
Hey, babes! You came!
Say what? [chuckles]
I guess some therapists get into it for the wrong reasons.
[owl hooting]
It's a new look. It's like normcore...
A good therapist, a, you know... a "good" therapist,
Are you enjoying the party?
That word carries a lot of weight, young man.
Apparently, I broke him.
-Uh, what are you doing? -Ringing the buzzer.
-That's actually a good idea. -[laughs]
Oh! I have this really spooky ability at guessing which nationality someone is,