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-This could take a while. -It could.
Come on.
-I can't wait. -Me either.
I know, but you can subtly manipulate and cajole.
...and gave into Steve.
Okay.
-More grappa? -No, thank ya.
In Mike's case, it may have been more like an inch and a half.
...Miranda decided to perform a 2:00 a.m. seduction.
And maybe that was the biggest change of all.
The next day my sheets stunk of cigars. I changed them immediately.
So now I'm gonna say it.
Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something.
I'm not falling for that one.
Did I have to change my expectations or was it possible....
Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude.
How Iong are we gonna do this?
There are other people here who need boards, Samantha.
Sorry.
Did it hurt?
They won't tell you the truth.
-You do? -Yeah, what happened the other night.
What?
-Even then, it's a constant battle. -I Iike the hair and wardrobe.
Miranda got right up at 7:00. Unfortunately, Steve did, too.
Surprise him at the bar wearing nothing but a trench coat and a smile.
-If it's so small, he should be able to stop. -You can't change that about a man.
Unfortunately, they need both of them looking straight ahead to survive.
There was so much skin, it was Iike a Shar-Pei!
-Great, now they're taking over the world! -It's a penis, not Godzilla.
But just when Charlotte had become comfortable with the penis...