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Once you try to change a man, it's doomed. They won't budge.
-Do you mind waiting? -No, not at all.
But the thing is, the other night wasn't just about the cigar.
-You were asleep. -No, I'm up. Hi.
I just wanted you to see it.
A big thing?
-Did you make any money? -Not funny.
You're kidding me.
Come over when you're done, okay?
-How are the kids? -Good. Jake is in second grade.
Look at you, Miss Thing. You Iook fabulous.
...even their friends in the blink of an eye.
All right, guys, I’ll see you guys in a little bit, is that all right?
...and I'm pretty sure this table is in a cigar-friendly zone.
Thirty?
Then be happy. Honey, no man is perfect.
I have to get up really early, and my place is just a mess.
I thought we could celebrate. I've had five cups of coffee.
Like 20 minutes?
Miranda had never felt less like a successful lawyer in her life.
If 85% aren't circumcised...
Well...