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[Choir vocalizing]
I don't know what to call it,
Well, that's a little like asking me to choose my favorite ice cream.
[Distorted voices, music stops]
stab him in the face with a screwdriver.
Step away from the car.
Thank you for that.
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♪ Hello ♪
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And there's one more coming. He's in the bathroom.
♪ ♪
one who made such wonderful progress.
What?
You're waiting on him to leave,
Now, your, uh... your Green Acre people,
other than her husband's disgustingly fat.
You're suffering, too.
- See? - Hmm.
This is a nice place you got yourself here.
Apothecary: You have yourself a good morning, now.
but his power...
Excuse me. Excuse me.
So when are you and this asshole going to leave?
You don't know that!
[Ominous music plays]
I say no screen time unless the homework's done first.
He's denying who he is, and that's my problem.
It's fine, Eugene.
Young lady.
We... We all want to be good.
Well, now you can tell him not to worry anymore.
The Hello is crucial, remember?
We gave you everything you wanted,
I was just a foolish old man who didn't want to face reality.
I need a room.
[Gulps]
Sorry.
- do you... Any chance? - There's one just outta town.
turnin', turnin', marchin' into the kill floor.
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Got to bundle up... sleeves, hat, shades, and that.
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Well, let's hear it.
- Turn into a bat? - No.
[ Urinating resumes ]
It's okay. [Sighs]
and screw his brains out.
I like the carrot, not the stick.