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The code is five-three-three-five.
RAV MULCAIR: (GASPING) Oh, I'm gonna die! Oh, shit!
-Left hand, left foot. Ignite... -...foot. Left hand, left...
but this was my idea. I mean, you should be using this stuff
Oh. Is that-- Is that character Sarah or you Sarah?
-He's British. -Yeah!
But it feels real,
Someone is telling them what to say.
I swear this on the blood of Mary.
and they only have room for one passenger to return to Earth.
Their son just woke up from his coma.
WOMAN: Universe?
No, everyone-- Mia, stop! You are being hysterical.
'Kay, no, hold on.
So, what non-essential items
doing business via a phone stored up your own asshole
BARBARA: (QUIETLY) Mike?
So, you are an actor?
before their kids die of old age.
Okay. I want you to increase the thrust.
What's more important is "people."
We bring him back on the supply pod.
(NORMAL VOICE) What? Addiction?
Oh, wait. Yay. You can.
(ALL GROAN)
That's a good question. Thought I might twat you one?
MIKE: Jared! I'm coming, son!
Would a stooge threaten to sock you in the T-I-T-S?
I have no idea that that's what would even happen.
Re-hair yourself! Please! I'll re-captain you!
And the fact that you left your son in a coma back on Earth
are dribbling down into quarterwits, I'm back.
♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(YELLING) I cannot believe you are making me
to build a statue of me.
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Come here.
We can just walk out of the airlock!
Oh shit...
-These are my only shoes. -Honey.
Okay, listen, listen, everybody.
(WOMAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Honestly, I don't know.
we're all gonna die.
Oh, great, the captain's here.
Message from Earth.