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You been going hard at it.
Hey, Prez, can you run something out for me?
Midnight shift had to toss a crew that was casing the place.
I did.
Big white, got the big white.
You know, step back a bit.
This shit is like unemployment insurance. Every employer gotta pay in.
Push it back. Get back, push it back.
District-wide, my crime is down 5%.
or some mess about children looking up to Omar and his sawed-off.
we ought to do better with the crime we got, right?
We'll take those nine guys...
I'll bet all the other phones in the network are set up the same way.
It's all historical. We can give you the network, no problem...
- You two coming? - Major said to bring them down here.
and we came up with a rather interesting pattern.
- Bunk, line three. - All right.
Says we need to finish under 300 for this year, regardless of how it happens.
So, here you are making money hand over fist...
that's not already spoken for.
- I can't believe this bullshit. - Yeah, bullshit is right.
Let me do these chips and then I'll go get your cigarettes.
Oh, yeah, you keep this job, I'm gonna gain some serious weight.
Other than that...
Yo, we was on our way to Hamsterdam.
then it was cool to have them cut school and work out.
Address, credit card details, whatever you can pull.
Because I got no problem changing targets if that's what the bosses tell me to do.
I can see y'all got some real ugly shit planned for me.
- Not much slinging going on here. - Western boys are sitting on the real estate.
Gonna keep my name off the package for a time, gonna keep wholesaling.
Problem is it's just raw data. We need to firm up...
Your name does not get mentioned.
No, man, look around you.
Oh, six, eight years. Who the fuck can remember?
Well, I was going to pick her up and take her to that, but I'm running late.
That's Protestant whiskey
Police sitting on all corners over these parts.
- I told you to shut the fuck up. - Yo, man, you gave us y'all fucking word!
You're sentencing it to committee?
Look, I know it hurts your head to think about...
You could be saving them people all kind of money.
Oh, fuck.
But it ain't something I'm gonna go to jail for, right?
Where do you guys stand on this Witness Assistance thing?