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Brains ain't everything.
Mama...
♪ Movin' on up ♪
I wouldn't be smart, I'd be dumb.
I had a full bottle of $30 scotch.
How is he?
Lionel, where have you been?
a good head on your shoulders.
Are you kidding, Pop?
Why don't you drink that?
I made the Dean's list, you know?
no matter what you do from here on out,
Uh, well, I was... In the bathroom.
Yeah, I got them.
Lionel's graduation present,
I only got one C in school too,
But he's only getting one diploma.
I know, but it seemed like half an hour.
What you doing back there?
to get this far so soon?
Yes, it's one of your father's favorite brands,
to sober him up.
All I have is a $5.00 bill.
Hey, that's nice, Louise.
It's got too many gadgets on it.
Because if you've got a problem,
All right now, if you want to go and ruin
Believe me, Lionel,