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The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet.
Although you should be jogging.
Mark and Tracy, I remember the first words I heard you say,
Uh, yeah, I started when you were in the hospital.
I can't believe anyone ever really finds anyone at these things.
Wow. My first thought is "respect,"
She doesn't recognize us! (ALL GASP)
Okay, Weingartens, what else is in your mail?
And here's me showing a bag of apples who's boss.
Do you know what you just gave up?
but I just don't remember you.
Well, I'm happy to pay for a three-digit spray.
When a man and a woman love each other very much,
(GRUNTING)
Mmm...
Please, I hate when they get quiet.
and I want you to know that I deeply respect your...
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hi-diddly-ho, Simpsons!
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, that sounds horrible!
I really know where you're coming from.
...and each man will move one table to his left.
Duh! Nobody wants their address painted on the curb.
...fluffy pillow, and a nice, relaxing private room.
74? Oh, sorry. There's been a mistake.
Have you been talking like this for my entire marriage?