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So beautiful.
she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both seem nice.
Oh, no problem.
The heart is the symbol for love.
Who's got amnesia now, Bart?
Oh, I was so worried.
Oh. Why do you remember them and not me?
FUCK!
Fine. I'll finish it myself.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
from your backed-up toilet of a marriage.
It was the plywood castle that we first...
Dude, she's got three kids.
(GROANS LOUDLY)
then I'll make you fall for me all over again.
(CHUCKLES)
but I'm your favorite.
HOMER: l sure have, partner.
Whoa, I may be wasted, but I still care about the safety of these kids.
(GASPS) Maple syrup mixed with baby spit-up and shoe scuff?
(GASPS)
No, and I hope I never do!
Boo! That works for hiccups, not amnesia.
I am. We're the same age.
Oh, you seem sweet, but I could never have a favorite.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
And since you didn't tell us not to, you owe us 10 bucks.
Sweet.
Assja my mom is coming for a week....