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Only $10 to paint my curb like a common whore?
But you're so much more ravaged than I am.
(CONTINUES RINGING) Oh, boy...
Hey, guys, guess who just became lactose-tolerant?
Every five minutes, I'm going to blow this horn...
I've got amnesia and I have three kids.
Like somebody barfed a two-story pile of puke.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
but you sure know a lot of wonderful things about me.
I'm lucky to have such a kind, uh... Uncle?
But for the first time since this happened, l wish l did, Homer.
Oh, Dad, no one can rationalize like you.
Oh, of course I do.
Now I have a question.
Do we? We're adults. Why don't we just go get a cup of coffee?
Screw you. I'm never gonna pay.
Et tu, Zud?
Uh!
Are you sure we can make money doing this?
(GASPS) I remember everything!
You drink?
Go suck a rat, Assanova.
Hi. I'm Bart.
In 10 years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never complained.
Answer me, or I'll drop ya like a bad cell phone plan!
Who are those freaks?
Maggie! My sweet little angel!
What?
(GASPS) She's opening her eyes!