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- Yeah, one of 'em.
I never get to watch anything I want on TV.
Take the water park.
- Thank you for your help!
but I can recite "Moana" from memory?
- I was saying to Jake, before Bobby,
in the middle of the room.
- High school format. Modified Lincoln-Douglas.
- Okay, I also know how to iPad,
But he's the best thing that ever happened to me.
If anything, I was sharper. I was a freakin' debate genius.
- Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake?
- He had invested in a NuvaRing competitor called Vag-a-Plug
No one should be able to get to Rojas without us noticing.
He was such a cute little kid, until he discovered his wiener.
- Well, now you know how I feel.
I wish my son Bobby were here. He taught me how to iPad.
so maybe I could take a look.
I'll feel differently, okay?
- I'd be careful if I were you. Relationships are like bowels.
You're playing music in here? You can't do that.
I'm scared that we're gonna have a child
- Cold-blooded but fair. - I get it.
No need to panic. We're just talking.
- He said the blast would only hurt people in the room.
- Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa.
- Atlas? - Ooh, I do love atlases.
- Yeah. Why would you want to spend that much money
Maybe we can grab some Thai food
- What? You got married
and you put socks on my feet while I slept.
Very strong.
All right, I will argue the negative:
- Hey, sir, I'm just here at the hospital with Jake,
just hang out here with you indefinitely?
- I mean, except for the comatose body
because it's the only card I hold.
Now, please, just give me the bomb.
- Well, I'm pretty sure
- Jake, I get it. I'm scared too.
Like right this minute?
- Does he, though?
- Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.
- That's not your call to make, Peralta.
we would see the "Bumblebee" movie?
- I know, but we talked about this.
or just start over,