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He was a jerk. - Ugh.
- Do not do it. - What?
so I got us a budget-conscious selection of local cheddars.
that I for sure want to have kids,
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! I know it probably feels like
- I think we got our guy. Colombian man,
Saying that we were gonna start trying soon.
- That's just Terry being Terry.
- That was exactly what you sounded like.
- Mm. - We should do this someday.
- Fine. Enjoy your weird anniversary
- Every other big decision I've made in my life
that a 28-year-old is gonna want to be with me.
I was sure about:
I just don't want to lose what we already have.
but we're gonna start trying soon.
Now, call me crazy, but being happy tends to make me feel,
You're not just gonna be killing a mobster.
- Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers?
- Yeah, but that doesn't mean
- No. Kevin has been on the phone all this time.
and if anything went wrong,
It was that time we shared an UberPool with Michael Caine.
because you cooperated.
- So, a full year of marriage. What was your favorite part?
uh, pretty happy.
whose bowels are tied up like a sailor's knot!
and I do want to have kids.
and just had to get a look.
Craig was only six weeks older than me.
- Oh, Pam can stay but not me?
- This means nothing to me. - H as in hotel.
Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple.
- With a lot of crafts? - Yes, with tons of crafts.
Number five was the time
I kind of have some dad issues with certain people.
buying those Jordan 1s for $500.
- Whoo!
and someone else is going for the cookie jar.