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but it's not because I'm not interested.
- I don't want to blow up,
- This isn't supposed to be happening.
- Raymond. - Yeah, but not just him.
So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas?
- So they lost their value? - Yes, all of it.
- I mean, that's not exactly what I was--
It's every male authority figure from my entire life.
Thanks a lot, Sarge.
- I don't know. I'm terrible with electronics.
- No, you'll know. - Oh.
- I just have the one, my Bobby.
Okay?
- Okay, what should number three be?
- Point to Amy.
or if there's a remote detonator?
I promise. - Just like you promised
than people without kids.
with just the couple, you selfish jerks.
- Yes, that's exactly what it'll do.
Anyway, he's in a coma now, and Captain Holt thinks
- What about Laser? - No.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
- Cool. - Hey, look, um...
Okay, your turn. - Number four!
Plenty of people have jobs and kids, Jake,
But this isn't about the Jordans.
- But now I'm getting credit for that
This is so Bobby can take care of my granddaughter.
J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6.
- Oh, is an old witch introducing this highlight?
I'm scared that I'm not gonna be a good father,
It's up. - Aw, it is up.
- Yeah, I just learned about it.
I can't go to jail.
between me and Jake.
In college, I had a roommate named Mary-Ellen,
- Oh, yeah. We really messed up little Mason's birthday party.