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so we can take an actual vacation...
- Ask anyone with children and they'll tell you
Okay, number two.
- Which end?
I will be taking the affirmative.
- Viper? - No.
and I won't be able to handle it,
- Great. - I have a variety of timers.
- Cool. And then we'll have kids together?
- Your jaw just dropped.
they would have kept their value.
Ya butt is da bomb. - Aww.
- So? - ♪ Casecation
she'll be financially well taken care of.
You know? Maybe it'll turn me into a freakin' dad genius.
- Start over?
- I'll have you know
I asked the lady at the store what her favorite cheeses were,
salut
I didn't think I wanted to have kids either.
how you got into this situation.
- Okay, so do we both get a point?
- What?
is whether or not we should have children.
Look, I get that you can't take any time off from work,
- Aren't they? - Boyle, go home!
- Oh, she's right there. - Mm-hmm.
- That is ridiculous. Holt respects you.
- Hitchcock. - Hitchcock?
but the man said he'd give me $500,000.
- Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot.
to the water park.
Debate moderator license D as in delta, 8-1-0--
- Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas.
I'm a pretty good bully. - Thanks, but no.
- ♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪
- Hello, you've reached the office of Raymond Holt.
Our anniversary is coming up,
- Oh, my God, get some help! - Okay.
- Okay, fine. New subject: work.
- All right, so how do we handle this?
Antonio Banderas could play him in a movie.
- Oh, my God, you guys know Gail?
was shooting a movie in London at that time, and also,
Kind of liked her in the end. - Yeah.
Do you? - Uh-huh.
And even if you do go to prison,
The hospital staff knows we're cops.
♪ The vibe in here is really weird ♪
by our judge, Captain Holt.
- Mm, common ground.
countdown à la "NBA Inside Stuff"?
it is gonna be such a fancy prison.
- Or maybe he's a distraction,
- You two are just the cutest.
I can come to the phone right now.
Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well.