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I need a volunteer from the audience.
It's funny to say they are small.
and he rubs it and spits on it.
and I trust you to confine your activities
Here's my computer.
This jan-uary,
Holy crap!
and making whatever that gesture means...
how he has all that shit all over his face,
Got it.
Coming through. What are you here for?
Dr. glip glop is the best in the galaxy.
Ohh, I'm looking through your eyeholes.
Maybe the species that communicate with each other
"how did I get here?"
There's another matter we need to discuss with you.
Oh, man.
All right, Morty! You've done it.
how much money that must save production.
# forget about, uh... All those religions #
but maybe there would be less conflict
Here we go.
but the car seems to have the upper hand.
"Jan quadrant Vincent 16."
Mmm! Little, tiny fried eggs.
Lil' bits.
It'll stain if it gets on your clothes,
Calling all jan Michael Vincents.
Whoa! Whoa. So, billions of life-forms?
if the universe needed his penis?!
He's trying to fight that car,
. .
can be saved if we replace his heart with your human penis.
I'm octopus man!
Eat Some Fucking Shit, You Fucking Stupid Bitch.
trying to weasel out of his penis donation
- Are you sure? - I don't know.
Nothing gets stuck in your lips.
where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses
your genitals can be molded into a functioning heart