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Do you like to move your butt? Let’s groove until the fever breaks. If we all just move our butts, the world’s butt would move everyday
because of the Tempting Fate
Excuse me. Can I help you?
How did I get here?! Somebody, help me, please!
All right, here we go.
the end.
I save people.
use your penis one last time.
Or is there?
Biatch!
and with relatively few adjustments,
a one-way ticket to staying on my body town.
This guy's trying to get out of giving away his penis!
or, you know, however old he is.
That's not a gun. That's the xp-20 xs.
This guy's body is, like, sloping down
And now you want his penis, and you hand me some... Catalog.
"hey, look at me. I'm Mr. so-and-so-dick.
Fuck you, pichael. You're a fucking piece of shit.
Hey, hey, hey! That's my stuff!
You guys suck!
with Samantha and the boys on "the northsiders."
Huh? Oh, no, no, no.
Sheesh.
And now we're back to "how did I get here?"
Versus a car.
When broke bitches say u can’t afford them
was brought to this hospital's emergency room,
You could tell our parents started with naming with him.
or the tragic events of 65.3432.23/14.
Hey, w-what's wrong, Morty?
Here we go.
I'm a good person,
Fuck you Michael Fuck you Pichael
All... all I wanted was for everyone to like me.
Two, personal space.
You know, I take personal space pretty seriously,
It's cool. It's fine.
that when the galaxy came calling,
that can fix that.
Just stay away from the coffee machine.