HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, my God, and his name's pichael.
OPEN BOOBIES OPEN BOOBIES LOOK AT ALL THISE VAGINAES
Today the pope didn't get killed.
if I did anything to stand in your way?
I told you this was a waste of time!
- Aah! - I'm the eyehole man!
- Not anymore. - You're overreacting!
Is it important that we know who Speed is?
Excuse me, nurse, can you take my temperature
Excuse me nurse I think I have among us fever over here
- Eyeholes. Get them today. Ikea... - You got to be careful, Morty.
Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch
How did she get there?!
It's got the alien Internet on it.
Beings everywhere have come together
Pichael
Sir, put the gun down
No! Why?
with your delicate sensibilities, you know?
Oh, oh, it's always about you, isn't it?
Dad, I can't believe you're explaining alien cereal.
what do you do? What's your profession?
Have respect, yarp.
I'm the eyehole... Man.
Uh, well, Beth, I don't think your decision
His fate will determine
and just starts kicking the shit out of you.
I'm a good person. I'm a good person.
...Chocolate...
I've been at parties
Now, there's a wide range of options to choose from.
Demons...
I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?