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No. No, you didn't! You didn't do this.
Must've got trapped in here.
- Huh? - It's only one line, but...
"Vacation"? You just said
of "abused wife" for a scene that shoots tomorrow.
Here's the thing.
from a professional would do the trick.
(STAMMERS) Woman.
Hey, look, dude, I found out
- Well, she looked right. - Well, you got to look both ways.
so she found me this kid, Shelley Kelly. You know, I...
Mantacide.
I've always wanted to trace back my family lineage.
There's no smell at all to you.
- There she... there we go! - Wakey, wakey, Dee!
- Yeah. - Have you ever thought maybe you were related?
- Yeah. - What do you mean, "yeah"?
Apparently it's been in my family for generations.
the Ronald McDonald?
in the backseat with an unconscious person.
Ah! Ow.
You don't know what you're doing! You're not even an actor.
here.
- An authentic Irish... - (HONKING HORN)
(STAMMERS)
Please give me a role, any role.
- Wait, let me get this bag... - Let's go.
that's all part of the charm of-of Europe.
Stew and stew breath have never...
- Yeah. - Are you joking?
- Yeah, no, we did. That's exactly what we did. - (OTHERS AGREEING)
- Uh... - Holy shit.
Well, the thing of it is, um...
And then gave you just enough sleeping pills
You know, you get the banshees and the spirits and the sprites!
You've got, like, two percent Irish in you,
Yeah, whatever. Just be here tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.
This is why Irish people hate Americans.
You need to leave!