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Here's your daddy.
That's it. I want it out of the house.
I mean, how do you think I became addicted to this game?
No problem. It's not like I need a lot of sleep
Wow, that's real talent.
Hit Turkleton with this lamp.
Get some!
We're friends at night. I'll play.
and then blow the money on meth.
So, do you think you could ever be in love with me?
Worse.
and I would like her to see me as her father
Are you ever?
before Kim delivers J.D.'s bastard child.
Any second now.
Oh, no. Wrong time for this conversation, but there's no way out.
I'm gonna kill you!
My kid's not even born yet, and I'm already screwing up his life.
so the whole normal part was never gonna happen.
Well, that is just rude.
There is no way in hell that I'm letting an incompetent intern touch my child.
Yeah, but am I killing them because I hate them
Statistics show? Who cares what statistics show?
Man, she looks familiar.
- I do. He just broke up with me! - What?
You must have to give the occasional shot.
I really hurt you, so it makes sense
Look, I have to be a doctor to these kids for years.
We heard that you were having a baby
Why don't you always talk that way?
and he said that we should give your daughter the shot ourselves.
And don't lie to me.
- So she still has a chance? - No.
Helping them mend a broken heart.
You're either gonna be a good parent to that kid or you're not.