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or the 10 cups of coffee I had earlier today,
Why you looking so sad, Nilla Wafer?
All right, people, listen up! I need to beat this video game
You realise that while you're talking,
- Hit him with the fire sabre. - Hit him with a lamp.
Will you talk me through what I'm going through?
it'll feel like you're passing a marshmallow.
Baby, why'd you have to go and say that?
Our daughter needs to go to the hospital.
Okay, not answering Kim's "I love you" was awkward, but at least it was over.
Yes.
My daughter needs a shot for her dermatitis.
It's funny how even the best intentions can blow up in your face.
This is the end of our relationship. But it's sort of just the beginning.
I have someone else I can call.
I mean, hell, your parents were divorced
Oh, Carla, good.
I swear, you could line up a hundred gay men
You're kidding, right? You're a paediatrician.
- How's it going, Keith? - You ruined my life.
'Cause if we got black ones with orange spots,
- Who did he say that to? - The mother of his baby.
We'll be home real soon. Bye.
He's at home so we paged him,
Sleeping like an angel.