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Would you be proud to call me your son?
- to practise medicine on small children. - This will only take a second.
- Janitor, you're getting pummelled. - That sounded like criticism.
Please. Remember our rule?
I don't want them bawling every time they see me
- Jordan? - Go away.
and a little frowny face at the end. It's incredible.
- I don't respond well to criticism. - Whatever. You still suck.
We're not too different, you and I.
Why can't he do it himself?
There are a lot of guys out there who think I'm a good catch.
Don't worry. I've practised this on tomatoes, like, a hundred times.
All right.
Regardless, you interns are the future of this hospital,
- Get out of here, you jerk! - No.
Oh, thank you Perry much.
Please?
If three-month-olds didn't have the memory of an earthworm.
And why aren't you giving your daughter the shot?
- Is there anything I can do? - Just take care of her.
Why don't you ask one of the nurses to give it to her?
How can you come in and not check in on your own child?
You've heard of hunger pangs? I get sports pangs.
You're amazing.
Word?
- Oh, you can have it. - Family comes first, Turk.
and we just wanted to come by and say congratulations.
and as soon as you're ready, I'll have them make you so numb,
Whatever you want.
Turk, you think you're the only one who gets pangs?
And even though I'm not, you know, in love with you right now,
My daughter to forever associate me with pain.
My last few days have all started the same.
Oh, damn. Fine. Okay. Fine.
I can't believe you're still playing this stupid game.