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Forgive me, space goblin.
Kind of like...
Saying this to Kim.
And I had to go in there and be there for my child,
And what's my motivation?
- Really? - No. I'm looking for the paediatrician.
Or you simply intended to get closure on a video game.
What the...
But we both know pancreatic cancer patients that lived
Really? That's kind of weird.
Despite your arm-mounted cannon and your insatiable taste for human flesh.
He's so beautiful.
his alien friends are shooting you in the face, right?
Can you say that?
and I still get the urge to slip away during his visits.
Okay, Kim, you're still a few hours away.
Look, Newbie, I am on the verge of losing my mind.
and not as just another white coat that she will forever associate with pain.
It takes two people to do it, so I can't do it by myself.
- J.D. - I'll be in charge of the epidural,
- Game. - Game. And that's game.
We're done.
Step away from the child.
Welcome to the world, Sammy.
OMG
Harrison, your ears must have been burning.
That's tough. Wanna get some exercise and clear your head?
I love you.
You drive, I'll man the machine guns and kill all the jackals.
You know what?
- Do you really hope that? - With all my heart.
Statistics show that kids whose parents stay together...
- Sir, what are you doing here so late? - I live here.