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You were right about Kim. I don't love her.
Listen, I discovered the game when lzzy had colic
And I realised parenting is about sacrifice.
why I hadn't said the same thing to her.
Would you even be with me if I wasn't dropping this kid?
Every parent needs to take some time off.
The delivery nurses usually get the anaesthesiologist
Passing a unicorn?
And "watch Judge Dredd with J.D." pangs.
Your handwriting's actually more annoying than your voice.
And right then, I couldn't help but wonder...
Okay. Let's keep looking.
- Yes, but he won't let us because... - No, no, no.
So now what do we do?
Statistics say that kids end up way better off
That's okay.
have been thrown around on more than one occasion.
and hope that he falls in love with me, maybe someday.
She wheeled in and caught me hitting on her speech therapist.
Okay, first of all, Newbie, we're talking about your kid,
now that you've ruined your life?
- A black uncle. - A black uncle.
Do you have the time to give my daughter a shot
I would come over for the game, Austin, but this is Scotch and I'm all Hasselhoffed out.
Didn't I tell you two to treat Mr Meltzer?
And over the next couple of years,