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- Uggh! [Vicky gasps]
- I don't know. Do you have what it takes to be mi familia?
and everything would be different.
- And now, here to crown Miss Sausage Roll,
- No one could have known the consequences!
[phone buzzes]
Huh.
- Mi familia? - Mi familia.
[knife whooshes] Time to train.
There's a speed bump coming up and a traffic camera after that.
She deserves to posthumously win Miss Sausage Roll, not Alison!
the memories come flooding back to the day I changed the world.
It says: "G'day mate. Stop.
In fact, if you were to call and warn 'em,
QUEEN NICOLE KIDMAN: Pretty cool, huh?
So, how did you end up in Dapto?
No, stop!
[tires squeal]
[car revving]
driven by a small boy, who has tragically died at the scene.
Whoaaa...
I went on a seven-year bender...
Because in my heart, I've been American all along!
Maybe it's time he had a chat with...
- Don't be ridiculous, Liam. Get in the car.
ALISON: What about Dad?
Kevin, do something!
Oh, my God, it's Chad Wagon!
But just know, pageants turn the sweetest women into monsters.
It was paradise, bro.
and now you're not my family either.
- The Australian flag is also red, white, and blue.
♪ Stand up for what... ♪
Liam! This is insane!
So I bought the only ticket I could afford
Three nines from the judges!
Yeah, give us ya cash or like...
I thought you understood.
- Once Hollywood became an island, I knew America was finished.
[whispering] So America can be reborn in the ashes of Australia.
♪ It's time to play ♪