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My dad kept a secret at work, too,
Ooh, colors.
Okay, when you say you consoled her,
but can I close the lid on him?
Oh, that's interesting.
She's an E.R. nurse.
Now, now, I asked you first.
Is that what I would've sounded like?
I don't need to go through that again.
No, I need to have
sneaking around my back like a child.
All right, let's get our story straight:
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
Well, how about have a seat?
This is so frustrating.
Hey, what you got there?
It wasn't a curfew; it was just a time of night
I don't want to raise two small children
I don't even think it's possible to solve...
Jerk.
I was gonna be a scientist, but since you lost,
It was like Disneyland, but the rides were in 35 dimensions.
It can go on some highways.
Can someone close her lid?
Oh, I'm right here. Why are you shouting?
It's no big deal. I used to get called into H.R.