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Just think, Carolyn, in one week, all of this will be ours.
Ow. Crap. I hate this. Running is terrible.
You wanna get some Mediterranean food?
I'd like you to join me on the high seas, as my Number Two
I belong to the sea now
If you're any kind of improviser, you'll take that suggestion
Remember your first week, these nerds made a computer scan of your head
I don't know why everyone keeps asking if I remember things. I don't.
[all shouting and laughing]
-Carolyn, we are free. -Yeah.
One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.
-That sounds great. -I love you.
Next question, what is my favorite kind of berry?
[grunts] What orphanage?
Sorry, Katie just said something funny.
The one who's never said a kind word to you the entire time you've known him.
I know you're doing important work and it's a long way to travel,
-Ugh. -Rutabaga and I are starting a new agency.
You tried to chase me around the pool, but you were too hungover
and I don't mean that kind of number two.
That's right, a hero.
Why would I want to dedicate the orphanage to the memory of Jerb Kazzaz?
Idea for a new Pixar movie: what are pizza boxes thinking about?
Carolyn, you're a single woman in your 40s.
A lot of them grow up to be serial killers.
-Are you drunk? -Only on adventure. And gin.
-Feel that energy! -They don't love me.
This is it, Carolyn, this is what you get.