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yes beryl stinker tous are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
What, number two, how do you do that?
-My parents are dead? -No. No. Not necessarily.
Listen, I need to "shove off," as we sailors say,
Get dressed. We're going to the orphanage.
You live truthfully in the moment and the butt joke comes to you.
Game recognize game.
-We're about to start a company together. -None of that has to change.
I belong to the sea now
Everything is the worst.
♪ I pull out weeds ♪
-We would have accepted Franken Berry. -What?
-It gets easier. -Huh?
oh look canker i just reow! at least you could say srisdkeifuicn! oh god ok bump bump ooh splosh a chak!
What am I doing here?
I love you, too, Diane. You know, it's the funniest thing.
You need to get your shit together
It's the same as writing a book, they're just a lot shorter
You don't understand, if you die in improv, you die in real life.
That's the hard part. But it does get easier.
I don't have anywhere else to go." And I remember when you said that,
Hey, do you remember the morning after my first night here?
and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?
You need to get your shit together.
You said, "Give it to an orphanage or something."
-Stop you. With these. -Oh, no.
"I don't have anywhere else to go," because I felt good about myself.
[sighs]
-once called "a comedy cruise line." -Comedy cruise line?
So you see, Todd, the nimble improviser must navigate the most sensitive of areas.
Your friend? I didn't realize this man was your friend.