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Okay?
I felt sorry for you.
I think I know how to make both our lives easier.
Hi. Oh, my God.
Let's go.
We're sharing so much now? You like answers?
Please help, because I don't want this monster
Okay, great.
It's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
W-Wha-- Thi-- But this is.
and you don't want to get out of the bed,
Can't you just buy the chili this year?
Because you're a terrible liar. Even you don't believe what you're saying.
You say "hoping" a lot.
No big thing.
these huge explosions right above us.
Got "Ray Donovan" all ready to go.
I have to go run an errand,
so it didn't seem quite as terrible.
I'm wrong?
Nope, just a coward.
and I can't pass up a deal, so...
Oh.
and then we would go in back in the kitchen
Blame the corner-kid-asshole at the auto body
On it. Fine! Do it your way!
Um, I was just walking by Clark Street Elementary,
I'll let you know.
Totally lost it.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
Is that the, uh --
He's just gonna whine until I, like,
Oh, as great as that sounds, I --Allison.
the thing that's set up in our driveway?
Oh.
Chainsaw? N-- I mean the pills.
How dudes who say they don't pee in the shower
This fight between 'em's gonna be the end of me.
Shut up.
Ooh. You got it?
real food -- and just talk about it?
Okay. I--
I'm just kidding.
I'm gonna cook him as God intended --
Patty. Ibuprofen? Are you serious?!
Nope, but I earned it.
a beachy wave or somethin'.
Um, I was hoping you did walk-ins?
he probably wouldn't have, like, proposed.
we need each other.