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HE GAVE US FREE CHEESY BREAD.
BOB, THE YELLOW BALL. YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOTHING.
IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE ABLE
BUT MY BOSS SAID, "DWIGHT, GET OFF YOUR KEISTER
NO ONE LIKES GETTING SCREWED. PETE'S A SWINDLER.
BYE. BYE.
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE THING DIDN'T WIN!
$14 MILLION! REALLY.
SORRY FOR WHAT? SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE PEYTON THING.
UNLESS THE PERSON IS ACTUALLY FOREIGN.
WE DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF THAT WELL.
[ Sweetly ] HERE YOU GO.
HELLO? OH, DWIGHT. HI. IT'S NICE TO...HEAR FROM YOU, TOO.
YES, SIR.
WHATEVER BUTT YOU'VE GOT TONIGHT HAD BETTER HURRY, BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
HE ASKED ME TO THE BOWIE CONCERT.
YEAH. BYE. IT SEEMS THAT DWIGHT HAS BEEN CHECKING THE WEATHER REPORTS,
HOW ABOUT THIS -- CAN I GET AN EMPTY GLASS?
NEED SOME HELP? NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
YES, ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF END TABLES FOR THE INN.
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT ARM RAISE.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER. OKAY. NEVER MIND.
INTO THE AUGUSTA GOLF CLUB, BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OFF-LIMITS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOUR FACE REALLY CAN FREEZE THAT WAY.
I'M NOT SURE. RICHARD?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WAS JUST MENTIONING THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW, SEEMED --
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NO GOOD.
CIRCA 1912.
GOSH, I SWEAR I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.
AND THEIR INNOCENT CHILDREN, AND FOR THAT, HE MUST PAY.
"MARATHON MAN" KIND OF PAIN.
I KNEW SOMEDAY I WOULD HAVE IT -- MY OASIS.
OKAY, SO TWICE A DAY. YEAH, FOR A GOOD 15-MINUTE SOAKING.
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO YOUNG. KINDLY WRAP THIS UP SOON.
I GUESS WE COUNTER IT. I GUESS WE DO.
WHAT? ON A FIRST DATE? WHAT WILL HE THINK OF ME? JUST ORDER AN EXTRA DESSERT.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WELL I KNOW PEYTON SANDERS? WHAT?
OH, RIGHT. C-CONFIDENTIAL. GOT IT.
GET OUT OF MY WAY! I LIKE THE NEW LOOK. IT'S VERY "BLUE CRUSH."
YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS. AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN.
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO,
AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS BENEATH THE SURFACE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
EXCUSE ME? SO I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE THE ON-OFF NOZZLE IS.
WE SHALL START THE BIDDING AT $250.
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE OFFERING SOME LOVELY PIECES
DEAL. GOD, I'M NERVOUS. WHY AM I NERVOUS?
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HIM
AND SHE SQUEEZED AND SQUEEZED
BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ASK HER.
GRAB A NECKLACE.
AND WITTY. YOU DON'T MEET THAT EVERY DAY.
I PAGED HIM EARLIER TO COME OVER AND HELP ME,
FINE. THANK YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER.
OH, GREAT. OH, PEYTON SANDERS.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO A CONCERT TOGETHER NEXT WEEK?
DO WE HAVE $500?
THEY'RE FREE. WHICH MAKES TWO BUCKS A GREAT OFFER,
AH-HA! YOU JUST TURN IT TO THE RIGHT FOR "ON"...
IF WE HURRY, WE STILL HAVE TIME TO HIT LUKE'S FOR BREAKFAST.
WHY NOT? YOU'RE A WOMAN. SO WHAT?
NO, THE PUNCH LINE RUINED YOUR JOKE.