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MY PAGER.
AND SHAWLS, A COUPLE OF WALKERS.
YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE GREAT ADVANCES MAN HAS MADE --
MY DAUGHTER, LORELAI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ] WELL...SURE, UH, WE DROVE IN THE DIRECTION OF MY HOUSE.
AND THE GRAPE-CROP PROJECTIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING YEAR.
RICHARD, PLEASE. I'M ONLY TEASING.
BUSINESS LOOKS GOOD. YEAH, THE PLACE IS PACKED.
THEY ARE SUCH FLAKES --
SAME HERE. EDNA'S GROUP WANTS TO GIVE YOU KUDOS, TOO, EMILY.
SO?! BEFORE THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT,
I'M LOSING MY CONCENTRATION.
FOR A LONG TIME, AND THEN I FOUND IT.
* LA LA LA LA *
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
AND DROPPED HERS OFF HERE, AND SHE'S DESPERATE TO HAVE IT
UGH.
YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME?! FROM ME?!
MY MOTHER'S WOMEN'S GROUP IS HAVING ONE NEXT WEEK.
I BOUGHT SOME CHEESE TO HAVE BEFORE DINNER.
BUT THROUGH ALL THE SCREAMING AND THE NAME-CALLING,
IF MY WIFE WANTS THE FIRST CUP OF TEA, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!
PEYTON'S MOTHER IS IN THE D.A.R. WITH YOUR MOTHER. I KNOW.
NO SENSE OF HUMOR, AND NO IDEA HOW BORING HE WAS.
THINKING ABOUT PETER CUTLER -- HOW WAS PETER CUTLER? WHERE WAS PETER CUTLER?
DONE. AND YOU HAVE TO OVERSEE THE NATURE HIKERS NEXT WEEK.
SOCIETY MATRONS LEAGUE -- THAT'S QUITE A NAME.
NO, I THINK THAT SOUNDS JUST CRAZY ENOUGH.
I WAS A LITTLE THOUGHTLESS, AND I'M SORRY.
"CARDIO SALSA."
DID YOU KNOW HOW MANY INCHES THE PISTONS ARE? I DO.
I WOULDN'T GET TOO EXCITED IF I WERE YOU. WHY NOT?
[ Sternly ] HERE. OH. GUESS I'M HAVING WINE.
THAT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
OKAY, YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE. NO, I'M GOOD.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT NAME?
WHAT WOULD I USE TO BID ON IT? I'M SOLOMON, NOT EINSTEIN.
I WOULD'VE FOUND YOU SOONER IF I'D BOTHERED TO LOOK, BUT NOW I HAVE -- I FOUND YOU.
SO HE THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF WATERING THE LAWN TWICE A DAY FOR 15 MINUTES,
THERE'S A GREAT ONE OF YOU AND DAD DANCING. I PUT THEM IN AN ALBUM.
SO I COULDN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE SOME WINE.
AND I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. YES, IT IS.
SHE HAD TO. THERE WAS A PICTURE OF A ROAST CHICKEN ON THE COVER.
[ SIGHS ] SO?
WOW. THAT'S EFFORT. HE MUST HAVE BEEN CUTE.
SHOOT. I'M IN CHARGE OF THE SOCIETY MATRONS LEAGUE'S
SOCIAL RULES THAT DICTATE PROPER BEHAVIOR,
EVERY WEEKEND, THE SAME STUPID GROUP COMES IN HERE,
YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR HIS NUMBER. IF IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, YES.