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- You are also shitfaced. - I can be both.
And, Lana. Lana, I want you to know that what I said last...
...spend some time with the wee baby yoda.
LANA: What are you, hourly? - Thanks to me...
Sterling Malory Archer, this surgery is going to work and you...
- Don't worry about it, just... - Wait, we should talk about...
[BABBLES]
Aww, Pigley.
[MUTTERING IN RUSSIAN]
- Hey. - I'm sorry.
- Costs more than that, I bet. - You...
If it's not too much trouble I'd like to know if I have cancer.
What is "wow"? What is that?
So thank you, Mother, for that.
- This isn't, you know, um, good, but... - Excuse me.
ARCHER: Where's Mother?
- Can you not? - No.
Are you here?
Why are you in my...? Oh, shit.
[ALL CHEERING]
There's so much I still wanna do.
Cyril, I don't wanna see you with an empty glass.
Lana, sorry, give me one second.
Good God. You'd think he was half fainting goat.
My tone? Watch your tone. Don't speak to me like I'm some...
- What? - Because, boy, did I pull a boner...
- Yeah. So about my Vegas problem... - Yes. The Vegas problem.
...but I'm trying to stay positive because I can beat this.
Is that why you didn't even bother to see me off to surgery?
[ARCHER PUNCHING BRETT]
Mother? Is this...? Do you...?
...mini-sweater dresses and your double-D push-up bras...
Oh, my God, listen, I'm gonna clear up this Vegas thing.