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Uh, well, given that it's got a giant hole
Yeah, I've been in love a million times. Listen.
Are you okay, Mr. Harper?
Technically, it's a cherub, third class.
people like you from things like that.
No.
Yeah, that's the girl.
Staci was super-sweet and popular and pretty.
Hey, what's a Dad bod?
Honestly?
- Morning. - Mm.
- Is it -- - Yeah.
I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.
[ Knocking continues ]
[ Engine shuts off ] [ Sighs ]
Mel and I, we've been together since we were your age.
Means you're what?
Listen, I don't know if you believe in that sort of thing.
I know what you're thinking --
I mean, nothing was missing
What do you want?
- What? - This...
Check this out.
Sure you can.
A Christmas!
Morty: Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that!
A-and I know you've also probably beaten yourself up
Who's there?
This one.
I don't know -- something happens.
Wait. Women actually do that?
that this whole kiss of death curse is transmittable?
So everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy tots.
I would never hurt Staci.
and the husband by the sitter.
What the hell did you do?!
I just --
Sam: Wait a second. Are you serious?
Baby, it's me.
So why fight it?
- Do you where she lives? - Uh, not a clue.
Just call me back ASAP.
Someone's here to see you, Mr. Harper.
You scared the hell out of me!
Uh, I think I'll pass.
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs ] Excuse me?