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Come on.
Maybe a year, maybe two, walking among humans,
There are other celestial weapons out there that can still hurt me.
You've handled that, what, maybe once in your life?
Oh, man.
…what if God didn't work alone?
Well, Rory and I have had the best time.
Well, no time like the present. [chuckles]
Rory's wings?
♪ But when it gets bad ♪
♪ So slowly ♪
Let the debauchery begin.
-How about a beach day? -That sounds lovely.
I have to think this through.
…would you consider
but Lezmegadiel didn't realize humans get them at pet stores.
and then I have to stop by the precinct to sign the reinstatement forms.
Favorite meal.
One, two, three, four.
♪ Psychosomatic society ♪
-You got that? -I'll relay the message.
♪ As time moves on ♪
Yeah, right.
[exhales]
I don't want to believe Rory, but, when we first met, I dismissed my daughter
[laughs] Unbelievable.
It's a bit thrown together. I only had a day.
Excuse me. What?
[sighs] Well, I wanted you to sign some papers,
I am truly sorry that I can't help you.
I wanna remember you like this.
No.
I think I know what it is.
Did you just say "bracelet brothers"?
Lucifer,
[hesitates] Before what?
But still,
Hair dye.
Okay, you-- you time-traveled once.
-We don't know what's gonna happen next! -I'm sure everything will be fine.
A young girl prayed for one,
-It's such a buzzkill. -[sighs]
Yeah, I felt the same way.
Water balloons, karaoke, sumo wrestling…
[sighs]
We'll never be even.
I, uh…
there are so many things--
[laughs]
[inhales] It may take me a few days to get settled into omnipotence,
Because that pregnancy test proves that the loop is already in motion.
You deserve an apology.
Now have you got your wing situation figured out yet?
Lucifer, maybe you haven't reached the point in time
Before he could--
I can feel this in my hand. I can pull the trigger!
If so, are we really choosing to do it?
More Bones is the perfect combination of procedure and banter.
I can't.
But you know who will be going away for a while.
Well, you say "time loop."
Let me know when you choose us.
…not that I buy this "time loop" theory of yours,
Come on! [laughs]
[inhales] Lucifer…
Fate automatically wins!