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Okay, that's great.
Is it your heart? All right, just calm down. Don't take them off.
I was talking about a script.
Well, did you tell him I was black?
Put your sneakers on.
So you know, I had the heart halter,
to rush over to help you, I'd think something was wrong with you.
Biracial. Hmm, what do you know about that?
I got the pictures from Spain.
- of these magazines you don't like. - It was right on the cover.
No, no race thing.
You don't... you don't have intercourse
- You looking at me? - No, I wasn't looking.
Hello?
Isn't that adorable?
He just happened to be there when I turned to put the alarm on.
Yes.
Come on, you know I can't do anything.
That's a quote.
And the insurance company won't pay for it.
- You're welcome. - I didn't expect it.
I'll be fine. I have a little problem memorizing stuff.
I don't understand why they just don't take care of it.
I feel it was an honest mistake, Wanda.
No no, it's just I forgot to...
and then that's it.
Is there any black men around here to... is there a valet?
All right, all right, I'll tell him you're black, okay? Fine.
- I appreciate that. - This man has bathroom etiquette.
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
What is that?
Look at that. Look at that.
I'm saying if you want to, you know...
Yeah, that's the only one left.
Are those genitals? What is that on that bull?
I can't do anything in this city without you watching me, following me?