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Do you know how much of that sweet tea I drank?
Yeah.
Nuh-unh, pal.
See that crazy old man right there?
Whoa! What?
Whoa. Sounds like somebody made an unauthorized access
I know, but she's just a child, Nate.
Technically...
Are you almost done with him? I want my turn.
Some people have taken issue with our age difference.
She likes B&Bs. It was a really nice B&B.
- huh, you dipshit? - Uh, Gene?
with all the amount of secrets between us,
I don't know if you're trying to sell this product
Congratulations.
To protest the love in this house.
to enter the bonds of matrimony?
oh, shit, this guy is rich.
Mmm.
- Sorry, what? - Very derst, derison.
No, there are absolutely absolutes, okay?
I'm still so shocked that that kind of anti-semitism exists down here.
- I never said that. - Yes, you do. I see how you look.
Somebody please object.
Oh, no, you're a bad guy, sweetheart.
He's a pediatrician, for god sakes.
And we, what, do it beside the dead guy?
There's no secrets.
What are you doing?
- We're on the right side! - No, you're not!
Let Carl and his young, beautiful child through!
Get in here and get changed for the wedding.
It wasn't so much a real bear as it was just...
You are, objectively,