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Maybe. Maybe protect them from you?
Gentlemen, I have it. The end-all greatest marketing ploy of all time.
This Saturday on HBC
Well, that store has such lovely shit.
It's not really funny any more.
Like "Oh, shit" or "Shit on a shingle"?
And with the new approval of the word "shit",
You ready? Tonight on Cop Drama, on TV,
God damn it, Cartman.
the highest, most thought-provoking entertainment.
Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing.
Yeah, I'm going to have people over to my house to see it.
- What's the Black Death, Chef? - La Toya Jackson, children.
Are you guys gonna let your kids watch?
We're sorry, noble Knights of Standards and Practices.
For instance,
Let us make haste to the inner sanctum.
Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Yeah. We all gotta make sure it doesn't come back.
Dude, lame! Lame. Bummer, dude.
Ms Choksondik, can we say it in the expletive?
However, the literal noun form of "This is a picture of shit" is still naughty.
Then all the world will be destroyed.
Here at HBC the general goal is providing
So piss off, you fag-shitter.
Sir, your "shit" idea has turned the entire network around.
Just because they say it on TV, it's all right?
- for the next run of shows. - Oh, he's unstoppable.
- What? - You'll never guess.
We have to go back to only using curse words in rare, extreme circumstances.
You see, I've already figured out our new marketing scheme technique
- A what? - It might hold the key to a curse.
that 24% of Americans think the show has pushed the envelope too far.
If we don't stop that network, "shit" will become an even more acceptable word.