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Mr. Franzen has informed us he's not coming.
Hey! That mug was my crew gift from Class Holes!
Okay, I'm gonna go in there with her. You just sit out here and be quiet.
Hey, Charles Bronson's wife. Scooch over. I want to cuddle.
Stewie, she's one year old. I think I can handle this myself.
(SINGING) It seems today that all you see
(IMITATES SHUDDERING)
Babe? Babe? Don't worry about it, all right?
Okay, I have to destroy Copenhagen with a
(EXHALES) Good. Now let's just fall asleep like this.
She was taking a tub and somebody came in and cut her head off.
Ugh! I hate going to hear authors read from their work.
You know what? Forget it.
Stewart, do you love me?
Look, let's just get you someplace safe.
(SHOUTING) Lois, can I have a Pop-Tart in bed, please?
Oh, do you have one of those white-wine zombie moms?
Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds?
I told you she was bad news.
Yeah, it's only natural, right? I'm glad to hear you say that,
No! Mine!
I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am
I shall do no such thing!
Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.
I'm gonna tell my friends I banged her.
I thought we could burn her in her bed while her children watch.
Penelope, I've never said this to anyone before,