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- But just one thing. - What?
- (LAUGHS) Thinks I should stop seeing you. - He does?
DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP
Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep.
(EXCLAIMING)
- Well, are you hogging the blankets? - No!
Well, Rupert, this is a big mess.
Lucky there's a family guy
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
You're fired!
he would have made me John Travolta.
Hey, there. You a big fan ofJonathan Franzen?
I'll print up for you what I have so far.
What the hell were you doing talking to him?
- (PLUME SCRATCHING) - Dearest Augustine,
and look at this note I sent off.
ALL: Aw!
(GUN FIRING)
I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City,
Do you actually use these?
I'm fine.
You’re Fired
Well, then...
Hey. Thanks for saving my life.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
It's as if we were meant to be together.
Scroll dawn, guys.
Anyway, Penelope's trying to kill you!
I already told you, I don't care.
Peter, what's going on?
but time seems to be doing it for me.
No!
You may take me to the park.
I know,
when I said, "Victory shall be mine"?
He's my dog, my friend.
Well, I do feel pretty thin and wonderful.
Oh, bloody hell. How do you go two weeks without opening your wallet?
Penelope is wonderful. We're going to be together forever.