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So tell me how you met my lovely granddaughter.
[gentle piano music playing]
and it got stuck in a tree.
He steals our phone chargers. I know it.
Wow.
Red Reddington, James Spader's character in Blacklist.
I feel like sometimes, like
I love your hair. You cut it short.
And then one of them bends down and picks up my knife.
Would have been hard to support a family on school credit
He just forgot.
then we'll get you that tasty shawarm.
Would you mind if I just sang one more?
Sure.
and you slam their head down like this, boom!
No!
♪ Whistling love's happy tune ♪
He won't.
The food here is terrible.
Because you love me?
I'll admit, I was a little worried.
Ooh, I've always wanted to go to India and watch Dexter.
to this facility.
[yelling]
I think you should at least take it home with you.
But I'm on a machine gun like...
that you've been in New York so long.
♪ Oh, you go to my head ♪
and they form, like, this zombie pyramid,
[sighs] Are you kidding me?
Oh, so it's still stuck up in that tree?
So I pick up the butt of my gun, and I smash his skull in.
My grandma Carol lives in the Bronx,
You liking this?
And then one day, I fell, and everyone panicked,
The trombonist from Nostraskamus.
I'm sorry.
[DeVito] --uh, my life has been just getting better and better.
♪ And you linger ♪
We're gonna go out and get you one.
and they give you a little robotic seal.
I love you. Bye.
Yeah!
I should go visit her.