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and that you love strawberry lemonade.
You know who could find her?
"What's the situation in Kentucky?"
Perfect.
Now, who are you?
You'll have stories, believe me.
You know what I like?
"You're beautiful.
[whimpers]
Yeah.
He was just like, "Watch out, Agnes!" Pff!
is playing Fallon tonight,
He touched our lives in so many ways.
Oh, come on.
we might be ignoring the larger issue here.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry for the outburst.
The bastards are right underneath me.
This is her favorite jazz club.
What happened when you left? Did she say anything?
Said I needed a companion.
Very underwhelming.
For the first time in years,
Um, you know, why don't I stay here
It's nice.
It's fucking hard.
[chuckles]
A guy from the neighborhood came up and said,
you didn't have to settle down so quick.
And everything happened so fast.
That's great. You seem very nice.
I'll come back and visit as soon as I can.
Don't treat me like some old prude.
Oh, so Blacklist did help.
Carol, I'm a man of many interests,
Sorry for your loss, Mr. Baumheiser.
"All right--" You know, just awful.
All right, boys.
that was helpful.
Is she one of those racist grandmas
I felt like I could go anywhere,
I'm gonna have my dad translate,
That's nice.
We took a trip to Nashville together.
All right. Well, we met at a bar.
I've mentioned this to you before.
You want to hold on to him for a while?
Did she mention anything else?
Other people were miserable.
I don't want to see any more goddamn butterflies.
And the scientist is like, "Kentucky, Madam President?
Bamonte's, Bamonte's, Bamonte's, Bamonte's, Bamonte's!
[sighs]
What the hell does Rachel do for a living?
Got on a bus, came home,
Ooh, you know what a good snack is?
To be clear, this is not my grandma.
Rigatoni with vodka sauce?
Tracking's so bad, it looks like