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- You know what? Believe it or not,
all of them fell for the trap.
Hey! I said it was funny.
That was hella fun, dog. - You need more hos, Sam.
So where you're sad, it looks like Groan.
You know, for a house slave,
- There's a lot of seats. - * And I don't see no hoes *
- I love you, man.
I was just being cute. So--so talk regular.
[laughter]
You are so wise. I'ma skip that apology.
Light-skinned people as a race aren't funny.
Kill a gazelle. Fuck it, maybe.
Dirty fridge. Fake cabinet.
and the bitches don't wanna to get hit on
[laughs]
- This is a very delicate situation, okay?
I just wanted your ass to repeat it.
when my friend got pussy in the fridge?
I saw something and I pursued it.
you know what I mean, but I don't wear white
- For too damn long, this has been happening
- Yeah. - My bad, Chris.
- I'm talkin' 'bout, being alone.
that Jesus wore when he gave everybody tilapia.
VIC. I like the sound of that shit, right?
Yeah.
- Mm-mm. Not in that outfit. Not in them shoes.
- You think because I'm light-skinned
Now, why hasn't there been a Black Ronald McDonald yet?
- I swear to God, if one more person laughs in my face
- Man, it smells like a dog diaper in this bitch.
well, y'all not welcome at my party.
- I think I can just leave my toe out.
Fuck Friday. You need to check your boy before I do.
- Aww, you can't have a little sparkly face
and sometimes you have to stop
You got fuckin' zombies hanging out and eating potato salad
but I'm a slave in that joke.
- Nah, I'm in Jersey. Reebok just here
[laughs]
And I just had to look him in the eye and say,
My girl ain't going nowhere.
Barack Obama.
- Jesus Christ, man. What now?