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I'm gonna have to call you back.
Yeah, well, you weren't too proud to pick and choose...
That woman is my wife.
I know people who can take care of her, if you know what I mean.
That was Bobby's principal.
[Phone ringing]
That's his parents' job.
Well, let's begin with the difference between boys and girls.
HANK: Peggy? PEGGY: I'm in my office.
Maybe you should let Boomhauer teach him what he knows.
Why is it not okay for girls, but it's okay for boys?
DALE: You don't know who I am.
Oh, and Hank, we changed that tee-off time to 3:00. See ya.
they made up in Washington, DC.
you know, hook-ups.
that puts all of that intellectual hooey above common decency.
Peggy, I've got a situation here.
We call this machine the Matchmaker 500.
Oh, Hank, is it your back again?
[Beep]
But if we approach it with common sense...
Here's the first thing I'm gonna do, I'll tell you what.