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My husband's a good man.
♪ Foosball Fridays in my man cave ♪
What about biathlon?
and actually mean it.
(HOMER SNORING)
that isn't really a disease.
against Capital City, the countdown clock
- Mmm. - Mmm.
to miss such an important pre-game rally.
(LOUD PEELING)
where is the craziest place
- What? - Let's both say it at the same time.
if you believe Lap-Aficionado.com.
♪ Yeah! ♪
Oh, no.
Japanese businessmen!
The big game is about to start.
that lives and dies by youth lacrosse,
Why would I want to go to a strip club?
(MOANS)
I'm going for a walk.
we have... Nelson's dad.
(PARENTS GASPING)
Five words - jet fuel can't melt steel!
just to psych up the crowd.
(CONFUSED NOISES)
And with just two hours left until face off
perfect season on the line.
Um, I've got an exciting sport
Made it.
taste sweeter after you win.
"Buddy." Huh.
I will never stop complaining about it.
soccer and hockey.
(MUSIC STOPS) Hey, you want a hit off my vape pen?
And drunks are being rolled off the field.
(BABIES COOING, NURSERY MUSIC PLAYS)
Wait. You want to know about me?
I highed one five too far.