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I took our love and threw it under his bus-sized mother.
And I've long thought we should.
It doesn't matter if I'm afraid for your safety.
Fair enough.
Um, there's this cat in a box and until you open it...
- I love you. - I love you too, heh.
You're the whole package, aren't you?
- Can you or can't you? - It's not that simple, Leonard.
Well, something's obviously bugging you.
I'm not just gonna stop with the space station.
- Can we talk? - You can. I have nothing to say.
That was a mint-in-package Wesley Crusher action figure.
Make up all you want! Your tokus is not leaving this planet!
- Mortal enemy? - Mm-hm.
...while you come to grips with what a despicable thing you've done.
Then you get in a Russian Soyuz rocket which shoots you into a low earth orbit.
Would you prefer an application of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?
He can't go to space.
He didn't even ask for the friends and family discount.
- You want to drive? - Sure.
Honestly? Sex, heh.
What choice did I have? She went behind my back...