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[Grunts] A respirator. It breathes for him.
I am the god Ganesh! This wedding angers me!
Septembrie 5, 1999
All you need is a car bomb and-
Huh. Nothir like a depressant to chase the blues away.
[Whimpering]
What? Didn't I tell you to clean this room? This is not my house. This is not my kid.
Oh. Yodel.
Is it me, or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies?
[Tires Screeching]
- You know what you could do, Apu? - Shut up.
[Sighs]
Actually, it's more like 12. No. I'm so stupid.
No, no, no. Don't you know what it means?
and I have to walk all the way over there?
I got zero. I got no bid here. I got zero.
Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliatir.
- What? - [Doorbell Rings]
- Hey! - Tradition.
Aw, we're never gonna get that fire engine.
I have come to meet this wife of yours.
[Yelping]
Uh, the answer to all three is "fried green tomatoes."
to disgrace his family and spit on his culture.
- You could fake your own death. - Oh. Would you shut up?
I am no good at love stories I am no good at love stories
As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions... yes. Yes I have.