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Such luster.
Stupid piece of crap. Caused nothing but problems.
My God. He's sad.
You know, I was actually happy in the computer lab.
Yeah!
I feel your pain. There's a senior also named Adam Goldberg.
(CROWD GROANS)
So, you owe me a nickel for that, too.
And then I realized not talking is how you talk.
since the great Goldberg answering machine war,
sit at the coolest table in the cafeteria.
and I can't get any of my messages.
But that is my greatest nightmare.
Listen, we have no answering-machine problems.
who would cross any boundary for me.
You know, like a telemarketer, wrong number,
MURRAY: That's it!
Well...
Until I see you struggle, and then I come in strong and hard.
and I can guide you to lunchroom success.
most likely to have a doobie hidden in his locker
And it's advertised on TV, so you know it's good.
but only because there's a broom closet for us right down the hall.
Come on. Everyone knows how to do it.
You Eskimo'd on school grounds?
You've got to do something about this.
but I really thought you preferred the company of men.
Good.
Shut up!
And Rog, Mink, and Alvie are lactose-intolerant.
Say cheese.